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[06 Jul 2006|09:18pm] |
Dear Amy Smart,
I saw a group of cows on the road and thought of you...
then I went to dinner and ate one. HAH.
-Kutcher.
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[20 Mar 2006|02:41pm] |
I'm pre-apologizing to Liz because I know this is going to be vague. And she hates it.
My life has been in a whirlwind as of lately. Let me start off by saying, it is a mixture of work and life. I've been working on my movie, The Guardian, a lot, but also wrapping up and promoting 'Open Season' with Debra Messing and Martin Lawerence. It's a great comedey I hear, so that should be exciting.
But my personal life is mostly complicated. Kate and I called it quits a while ago, and I feel pretty much awful, though it was a mutal thing. We still talk, so it's not particularly messy, which make me glad. I found it a bit disturbing at how many people asked me what was up with Paris and I after the Nic/Paris split. I felt a bit like it was my fault when I hadn't done anything wrong. I never cheated on Kate. I never was with Paris when she was with anyone else. I felt like my character was a bit attacked. I dunno, maybe I'm being a bit pissy or just oversensitive, but it irks me that people thought I was cheating on Kate. I'm not naming names and it's really not important anymore, it just bugged me for a while.
This next paragraph is to Liz. Even though most of our conversations ended in you being angry at me, I want you to know that you know more about me than a lot of people do. You listen to me...even though you don't always approve of what I say, you're there for me and I appreciate that. I'm sorry you had a rough time not to long ago. I will always be around if you need to talk. I'm sorry I'm a bit bitchy sometimes. Forgive me?
That's basically it. I've been spending some time with Demi's kids lately just so they know I'm not abandoning them. If you see pictures circulating around, it's because I'm just being a friendly neighbor I suppose. I bought them Harry Potter 4....go me with the presents.
-Kutcher.
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[27 Feb 2006|03:38pm] |
I've been holding out on you guys....
Truth is, I haven't told you how much of a part Demi plays in my life. Truely, this woman is an angel. She keeps me in line, I still love her (in a friends way), we still talk, and yes, I even still chill with her wonderful daughters.
That being said....She caught me.
Yes kids, I might have pulled a dumbass move. Not a real shocker there...
But here's the full scoop per se.
Ashton Kutcher was busted by Demi Moore checking out an e-mail form a hot blonde that somehow procured his e-mail address.
The sexy girl claimed she was a fan and sent several sexy photos in provocative poses and the gal was completely naked reports the Enquirer.
Ashton was amused, the report reads, and forwarded the pictures of his naked blonde fan along to all of his buddies. Demi thought that was no big deal at first, as she just figured the pics were some online porn.
But Mike Walker reports when the striking beauty realized that it was a fan that was sent directly to Ashton he was busted.
She didn't exactly go Heather Locklear on him but she did order him to delete them and dump that email address.
Oops?
Yeah...so Justin, Trace and a few other guys around here....just delete that email. Hey, I swear that girl said to send it to you guys! I swear! Don't worry ladies, if you're offended, Demi already smacked me upside the head.
But that was probably around two weeks ago. Since then I have started seeing the lovely Kate Heigl. And she is truely a blessing in my life. Offically, I suppose I should say we're together. I don't really like labling things, but some recent events have come to my attention that make me have to label it.
In other words: back off . You know who I'm talking to. I'm not going to name you out like a little pussy, but I am telling you that you are really making Kate unhappy and uncomfortable and I will not stand for that. You're being a dumbass for even attempting to ruin a new friendship. I don't care if you don't like me. I don't care if you think I'm not good enough for her. And I don't care that you love her. It's her choice and she told me last night that her choice was me. If she had told me otherwise, I wouldn't be trying to double-cross you like you tried to the other night with her.
Oh, also, ironic....why is it that even when my production company Katalyst Films signs with AOL online, my messanger STILL doesn't work. Mother Fucker.
-Kutcher
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[08 Feb 2006|02:51pm] |
I love this buisness. What do I do for my 28th birthday? I work! And I almost die! WOO!
February 7, 2006 2:00 p.m. EST
Felicia Willis - All Headline News Staff Writer
(AHN) - The “Punk’d” king, Ashton Kutcher might now know how punk’d celebrities feel now that he’s had a similarly scary experience.
The husband to Demi Moore is filming his latest movie, “The Guardian” in which there is an underwater fight scene. During the struggle, Ashton lost his regulator mouthpiece — and panicked instead of simply popping it back in his mouth. Flailing uncontrollably, he struggled to the surface and the crew pulled him out, shaken but unharmed.
It took two hours — and emergency instruction from a stunt man — but Ashton finally mustered up the courage to dive and actually reshoot the scene that nearly took his life.
I stole it from here: http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7002293616 . I'd rather not explain my life. However! I will say, it was not a matter of simply putting the mouth piece back in again. I'm not that big of whimp, alright?
Liz...your icon is sexy.
Paris, you of course are the master pimptress.
Chrissy, thank you for the birthday wish.
Brit, I most definitely stop by to pick up my present...haha, it is a present we're talking about.
In other news, I'm house sitting Diddy's dog while he goes and ...frolicks somehwere. I dunno what the hell he does when he's in LA. I got his back and he's got mine.
Oh and tonight, post-Grammy's party with Jessica Simpson, Kelly Clarkson!, Paris Hilton , Diddy and myself. There are other A-listers....I'm pretty sure Christina A. is invited as well. If she's not, I'm sneaking her in damnit. She can bring the hubby if necessary.
Kutcher
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[04 Feb 2006|04:10pm] |
I went to Kelly's concert the other night, which was extremely fun and helped me relax after a very stressful incident at work the other week.
While we were filming scenes for 'The Gaurdian', the director asked me to take off my Kabbalah braclet. I'll admit it. I was livid. When there are millions of movies about religions and actors with crosses around their neck and tatoos of Jesus and whomever, you tend to get angry when someone asks you to remove your religious symbol, better known as a red-string-band, from your wrists. I mean, it's a red string band. Yes, it symbolizes something of importance to me, but I'm it's not something flashy and in the way of the scene. Finally, the told me I could wear it, but it would be digitally removed in the touching-up fazes of production.
I wasn't happy at first, but to remove it digitally is beyond silly.
But I'm calmed down now. It's ok, really. Nothing to new has happened for me. I've been spending alot of time filming and recording for 'Open Season' with Martin Lawerence, like I've previously stated in some update somewhere.
Oh, um, I should mention it, but I hate to mention it....my birthday is February 7. and I'll be... 28 . What do I want for my birthday?...to be younger.
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[18 Jan 2006|05:52pm] |
My life: In a nutshell.
So as you know, Beauty and the Geek is running, but that is so not my main priority right now. I'm working on three films, though one, The Guardian just wrapped up. I play in it with Kevin Costner, one hell of a guy. And I'm a deer. Or well, I am the voice of one for the movies, Open Season. It's an animation about animals bunking together during the hunting season....it's a family movie! Don't worry kids, there will be plenty of animals dying. Acutally, to be honest with you, I have no idea what happens other than my lines that I've starting recording.
Also, the beautiful Ms. Lindsay Lohan and I are starring in Bobby, a story about JFK's assination. Blah, blah,blah.
So now the good stuff...my personal life. Paparazzi would give blood for this.
I've been hanging out with Angelina Jolie lately. Wonderful woman (not to mention stunning) I took her out to dinner about a week ago and we kinda hit it off. Again, wonderful woman. She actually cared about my brother, Micheal. I'm not saying no body else does, but most people would rather hear about Ashton Kutcher and who's next on his Punk'd list. Micheal's a huge part of me and the fact that she bothered to ask meant a lot to me.
Golden Globes. Fan-fucking-tastic. Me and Paris hit the carpet, then the afterparties all night. Paris is like my other half-whorish to a certain extent *smirks and winks* But really, I love the girl to death. And we had a great time, turned an extremely long event into a night of dancing and chillin'.
Justin's birthday is coming closer and me and Trace are throwing him a party. I want Pussycat Dolls bitches, ok? Details of when and where will be posted accordingly. Trace, I need to settle more details out for you ok?
Also, American Idol. *shakes head sadly* I laughed. I cried. I cried from laughing. I laughed from crying. I TiVo'ed it. *shrugs* I'm not ashamed of it. However, I only watch the try-outs and the finale. All the other shit is pointless. Unless you're Kelly Clarkson who kicks ass at life and completely owned that show.
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[08 Jan 2006|02:06pm] |
Most of you know me. Most of you hate me. Why? Because I made a jackass out of you on my show, Punk'd .
I find it sad that I'm having to use this journal to reconnect with all my 'friends'. I can't apologize though because seeing Justin almost cry was priceless.
Well, formally, I'm Christopher Ashton Kutcher. What? You thought my mother actually named me Ashton? No fucking way, but don't call me Christopher. There is a reason for me changing my name. It's unique....at least, that's what I tell myself.
Let's see, I went to the University of Iowa (yes I'm an Iowa boy) majoring in biochemical engineering. You see, my twin brother Michael, had to have heart surgery when we were thirteen years old. The surgery went fine, but I wanted to help others with cardiomyopathy. Theater was more like a hobby or pastime. Just something for me to do for fun. Fuck, I never thought I'd grow up to actually star in movies.
While paying my way through college, some random guy...I mean this completely random guy, told me I should enter a modeling contest. I believe it was called 'Fresh Faces of Iowa'. I figured it'd pay more money and it might be fun, so I entered. And I won. That's right ladies, Kutcher is a winner.
But more to the point, it sent me to New York. As they say in the biz: The rest is history. Except for the fact that you probably have only seen a few Calvin Kline ads and you first saw me as the dumbass of a guy on That 70's Show .
He pulls out a cigarette and lights it .
On a more personal note, I am single. Demi and I have officially broken up. It was a mutual thing though. I love her to death, but it just wasn't working out. Such is life.
Well kids, life is moving and so is my time. Give me a call: Call AshtonK
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